Psychonauts g-man 03

I love these guys, I really do.

Here are the quotes:

- My gun is fake. I’m worried the other assassins are gonna make fun of me.
- Shh, don’t broadcast that fact. They look real.

- They got Freddy. Poor Freddy. He was such a good secret agent. I mean assassin.

- Watch out fellow assassin. There seem to be someone shooting at us from that tower.

- I like to shoot people.

- My gun is clean.

- Adjustments need to be made when firing in the wind.

- I am found on rooftops, in clock towers and in book depositories.

- My motivations are clear only to myself.

- I do not kill out of passion, but for money.

- I am an assassin.

- Sometimes I work for the government.

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Information to the people who have not played Psychonauts (be ashamed of yourself):
These characters (g-men) appear in the level named "The Milkman Conspiracy". These undercover agents are pretending to be civil people at different “jobs” (my favourites are probably the grieving widows and the sewer workers) and sucking at it big time. They all talk in a very neutral, emotionless and monotonous voice (kinda like when computers are reading stuff out loud), which is hilarious. I literally spent ten minutes at each different g-man to hear all of the things he had to say.

If you haven't played the game (and thus haven't heard these guys talk) you should try and read the text out loud to yourself with a completely emotionless voice. And then go buy the game.

Here's a list of all the g-men:
Road crew - [link]
Phone crew - [link]
Hedge trimmer - [link]
Grieving widow - [link]
Sewer worker - [link]
Watering crew - [link]
House wives - [link]
Assassin - you're here.

The g-men, the quotes and the picture all belong to Double-Fine and Tim Schafer.