Psychonauts g-man 06

Aaaand the watering crew! They don't have a lot of different lines, but no less funny because of that. I love the stuff about plants not having hands... seriously, who came up with this? It's crazy x3

Well, unfortunately, I don't have the game right now and I need a picture of the phone crew and the quotes from the house moms, so I won't be able to get the last two done in the next couple of months.

Here are the quotes, in case anyone is interested in "having" them:

- I’m watering.
- Me too. Perhaps we can swap watering tips.

-That is a fine watering can. May I ask how much you paid for it?

- Water is important.

- This is my watering can. I use it on the plants to water them.

- I enjoy watering.

- Plants need to have water poured on them because they have no hands to move glasses of water.

- It is a good day for watering plants.

- I am watering.

- Without water these plants would die.

- I enjoy watering.

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Information to the people who have not played Psychonauts (be ashamed of yourself):
These characters (g-men) appear in the level named "The Milkman Conspiracy". These undercover agents are pretending to be civil people at different “jobs” (my favourites are probably the grieving widows and the sewer workers) and sucking at it big time. They all talk in a very neutral, emotionless and monotonous voice (kinda like when computers are reading stuff out loud), which is hilarious. I literally spent ten minutes at each different g-man to hear all of the things he had to say.

If you haven't played the game (and thus haven't heard these guys talk) you should try and read the text out loud to yourself with a completely emotionless voice. And then go buy the game.

Here's a list of all the g-men:
Road crew - [link]
Phone crew - [link]
Hedge trimmer - [link]
Grieving widow - [link]
Sewer worker - [link]
Watering crew - you're here
House wives - [link]
Assassin - [link]

The g-men, the quotes and the picture all belong to Double-Fine and Tim Schafer.